The Shocker

So one would think of the hand gesture in reference to the title of this post... if you don't get it or understand, ask me sometime online because i'm not posting what it means here... but anywho... i last night my friend and i were talking about attractiveness and apparently she feels as if i am an attractive guy. Being one who has never understood the inner workings of the female mind, i have never quite gotten hold of a true definition of what is physically attractive in a guy, so i proceeded to argue that i indeed was not an attractive guy. Well tonight i had an experience that proved my friend right and myself totally wrong... well maybe... so i went to a part tonight and had a bottle of wine all to myself. It was some time of chardonay that wasnt as good as yellow tail chardonay but whatev... so i had that and was dancing with some of the ladies present at the part... yes... i can dance indeed for a white guy. So my friend who invited me to the party is a lesbian and that's cool... and so when i got there i knew her and danced with her and one of her lesbian friends a few times. Well, being drunk and a little out of kilter because wine drunk is a different kind of drunk, Ashley (not her real name, but she was my friend's friend who was also lesbian) pulled me outside on the front porch... right then and there she attacked me and we made-out for a about 30 seconds

So with that being crossed off my list of things to do in my lifetime i have realized this:
Kelly (not her real name, who is the friend who said i was attractive online) must be right and i have to be attractive in at least some kind of way for a lesbian to want to turn straight even if only for 30 seconds...

now if you know me then you realize that i'm not an arrogant person and i still don't understand what women say when they say that a guy is attractive, but i guess now i'll take your word for it "kelly"... that's your shocker for the evening! :-)