Junk in the trunk with a ghetto booty on the side

The other day I was hanging with my awesome sister... which I should mention there are actually 2 awesome sisters but there only happened to be one at this instance. Talking about our cars and we decided that my Saturn L200 has got a ghetto booty to it. It has a slightly conical shape with the angle slanting down towards the front (that'd be a little strange if it was angling towards the back wouldn't it? might could make it more aerodynamic but I doubt it). This particular model happens to have a longer front than I've see in most 4 door sedans (or it could be the cone-angle doohicky already mentioned making it look longer) and the back is significantly shorter than on other sedans and it looks quite round(again this could just be an illusion and not the reality). So I told my sister that my car has a ghetto booty and she says it's got junk in the trunk just like I do. To which we talked about someone telling a black friend of mine in college that I have an ass like a black person. Haha! Love my sis!

Wow I'm back

Oh blogosphere how I've missed you! I was rereading some of my older posts and forgot how much I liked writing when I felt inspired to address something. I think maybe one person will read this as I have been absent so long but it helps me to think better when I get all this stuff out of my head.

So the last year in summary:

-Got accepted to 2 top 25 Physician's Assistant Programs.
-Declined one program's invitation to attend classes next year (bilocating would actually be a rather useful skill for someone who enjoys taking classes)
-Worked in the Emergency Room for almost a year.
-Passed my EMT-Basic National Registry Exam and have been in 4 situations in public where my training came in handy; No life or death issues though I'm happy to report.
-Started dating a nice young girl I had met taking my post-bacs. in the Fall of 2008. We've been together over a year now. She's pretty spiffy and she's halfway through Nursing School What!What!
-Got said lady into climbing, rafting, and backpacking. She just doesn't have the time to enjoy these sports enough right now.
-Got seriously into Traditional Climbing (learned most of what I know not from formal instruction but from reading a book... if you're familiar with this form of climbing you'll understand the seriousness of that statement) I've taken 4 falls on trad. gear that I've placed and 1 of them was a 15-20 footer on my 0.75 Camalot! Cheers! :D
-Went to California and visited my awesome home-slice Kiki out in Berkeley California. Also hit up 4 national parks (hiking and backpacking) and 1 state park. Made Snow-angels with a buddy of mine in June and pretty much had a rockin time! I'd like to get back out there for some climbing one day. I need to call Kiki cause we haven't talked since my trip :(
-I've been in a holding-pattern for school as a result of my placement (we received the results in Sep. 2009) in the July 2010 class instead of January 2010 like I would have preferred and this has left me with a sense of stagnation sometimes. Don't get me wrong, I try to live life and enjoy it to the fullest but when you're just working and waiting to pursue your dream, the waiting part gets tough.
-I moved in with my brother and a friend of his. This friend is an online friend my bro. has been gaming with for years and this yankee friend of his decided to grace us with his presence. Dude-man's name is Nic and it seems like he and I get along better than my bro and he did. Whatev... he's a chill dude who's always up for doin somethin kinda like me.
-I worked on Christmas Day for the first time ever in my life. It was wierd... there wasn't anywhere to go for food during my meal break. Luckily one of the Docs brought some vittles for us.
-I've realized that while PA School is right for me at this current time in my life, Med. School is a possibility later if I get bored or feel frustrated at not being able to do more as a PA. I'll work my 4 year service obligation in the Army before I make any final decisions on that. Ha! It just struck me how premature that whole statement is... nothing about hoping to make it through school and enjoying being a PA, no no, I'm skipping that altogether because it's a given in my mind (kind of like when a theory becomes a law in math or science... there's just no questioning it). Again, Cheers! :D

I'm sure I'll think of more but that is it for now. Man I forgot the kind of euphoria that hits me when I take all these random thoughts and put them into paper. This blog is almost like my penseive (that's a Harry Potter reference btw) and I've been ignoring it for way to long.

Forgot one bullet: I started the Harry Potter series.

Oh yea... today I almost dropped red velvet cake on my foot. What a waste of red velvet cake that would have been... I mean that's like right up there with spilling your beer. You'd almost what to eat it off the floor like Peter does in that Family Guy episode where he drinks spilled beer off the floor with a straw.

Ciao!

Bandnerding at the beach?

Got 2 weeks to go to at the US Army School of Music in Norfolk, Virginia. Should be pretty bad ass if I do say so myself. I'm flying up there tomorrow. To be honest I'm anxious, not about the training but the flying. I always get nervous. Don't know why... I'll raft class 5 rapids, rock climb, and do otherwise unsafe activities but flying (safer than driving) just gets to me. Maybe it's because while I understand that Bernoulee's Principle is used to explain the physics of flight, my mind really doesn't get how that works to lift a multiton airplane.

Anywho, lots of practicing my sax, learning to conduct ceremonies, learning to direct a marching band during a parade, and other shenanigans ahead. Did I mention it's right near the beach? Tough gig this army band thing is. Spake like yoda i did.

Interestingly enough I find myself hoping this is the 1 and only opportunity to attend the USASOM. That would mean that I'd be getting picked up for PA school in the Army. Losing an hour tonight = Lamesauce!

Giraffes?

So i had a thought today as my power went out due to lightning... if a bunch of people get struck by lightning every year, how many giraffes get struck by lightning? Wonder if they have selected behaviors like laying down while its storming or maybe they stay away from exposed areas.

Hot Chicks Suck At Life!!!

So the internet is wrought with advertisements of hot chicks on singles sites! They're all over myspace and facebook. For real! hot chicks, scantilly clad in their under-briches and with little left for the imagination. These visual sirens of the internets have no problem baring almost everything so they can be pasted in the ad section next to everyone's next facebook search. That's exactly what I want staring me in the face as i'm stalking my friends and wasting time on the good ole crack-book.

What's more, who knew so many hot chicks had issues finding a main-squeeze! Attractive people aren't supposed to have any issues getting hit on and picked up. Maybe this plethora of hot chicks have something in common. Maybe they suck at life!

or maybe it's all just a bunch of smut and trash where sites copy and paste pictures of women that actually are not there to get you (straight man or lesbo lady) to go to those sites thinking one site in particular has got all the good lookin ones!

Sent my shit!

Sent out my Army Pa app today. The damned thing was almost a full pound. Sure that doesn't sound like a lot but that's a pound of paper! There were probably about 40 pages to the whole application. Won't hear until July so it's just climbing, rafting here soon, and trying to get a job in EMS or the ER someone until then.

Went out and practiced placing pieces in the rocks at Moss Rock Preserve. Feel like I've got a good handle on it so... I'm gonna try and do the traditional climbing on some sport routes so i have a cushion of safety if my pieces pop out of the rock this weekend when i go out.

lol

http://www.britanick.com/videos.php
dont agree with any of this... but it was funny