Junk in the trunk with a ghetto booty on the side

The other day I was hanging with my awesome sister... which I should mention there are actually 2 awesome sisters but there only happened to be one at this instance. Talking about our cars and we decided that my Saturn L200 has got a ghetto booty to it. It has a slightly conical shape with the angle slanting down towards the front (that'd be a little strange if it was angling towards the back wouldn't it? might could make it more aerodynamic but I doubt it). This particular model happens to have a longer front than I've see in most 4 door sedans (or it could be the cone-angle doohicky already mentioned making it look longer) and the back is significantly shorter than on other sedans and it looks quite round(again this could just be an illusion and not the reality). So I told my sister that my car has a ghetto booty and she says it's got junk in the trunk just like I do. To which we talked about someone telling a black friend of mine in college that I have an ass like a black person. Haha! Love my sis!