Attraction to calculus?

So i've had experience in the past not knowing whether an attraction shortly after a break up was valid and true, or just a momentary infatuation with what seemed to be appealing after emotional trauma.

I have devised a way to determine whether it is an attraction and not infatuation.

1. To find out whether it were a true attraction, one would have to evaluate the attraction over time. Naturally this would give you time to evaluate your feelings on the subject and you could make a better less-biased judgement of your feelings after more time has passed.

2. Instead of waiting for said time to pass, one could relate the attraction to an equation. The correlating equation would be something like this: Change (attraction)/Change (time)

3. This can be simplified to dA/dt

4. Anyone with basic calculus can see that in order to see the truth, one must differentiate the attraction. If you know how to do this let me know because you wouldn't have to wait and see.

This for some reason brightened my mood... yes this is how i think when shit hits the fan... i try to organize things and make sense of the world. i feel like i've had a bit of a manic episode tonight.