Why not 4 sheets to the wind????

So i've imbibed a bit of the adult beverage and am wondering why settle with saying 3 sheets to the wind? why not got for 4 or 5 or 10 sheets? maybe its atypical to see more than 2 sheets on a bed so 3 sheets satisfies the atypical behavior of being drunk??? i dont know... i've had a bit to drink and already I feel like i've exceeded my backspace count for this writing. went to a wedding yesterday... it was great! im happy for my friends who got married! go melissa and david, may you never meet the real life encament known as divorce!!! you guys would have wonderful intelligent babies so at least procreate before any trouble hits! met a young woman who climbs at the wedding... fancy that?! shes single and cute... too bad i'll be out of town all summer... maybe i should go "40 year old virgin style" and "plant seeds"? i'm going to call her tomorrow night to set up a climbing get together for wednesday at the boulder fields... good luck to us i think? i don't know... as i think about getting to know somebody new the thought of dating, and exclusive-ity (even in my drunken stupor i know this is not a word) seems utterly lame and the thought of just hanging out with someone who shares an interest in the outdoors seems much better... no pressure... just the birds, the bees, and nature... hmmm maybe that was the thought process when condoms were thought up??? wow what an ADD post... just figured i'd post some whilst i felt compelled...