Giraffes?

So i had a thought today as my power went out due to lightning... if a bunch of people get struck by lightning every year, how many giraffes get struck by lightning? Wonder if they have selected behaviors like laying down while its storming or maybe they stay away from exposed areas.

Hot Chicks Suck At Life!!!

So the internet is wrought with advertisements of hot chicks on singles sites! They're all over myspace and facebook. For real! hot chicks, scantilly clad in their under-briches and with little left for the imagination. These visual sirens of the internets have no problem baring almost everything so they can be pasted in the ad section next to everyone's next facebook search. That's exactly what I want staring me in the face as i'm stalking my friends and wasting time on the good ole crack-book.

What's more, who knew so many hot chicks had issues finding a main-squeeze! Attractive people aren't supposed to have any issues getting hit on and picked up. Maybe this plethora of hot chicks have something in common. Maybe they suck at life!

or maybe it's all just a bunch of smut and trash where sites copy and paste pictures of women that actually are not there to get you (straight man or lesbo lady) to go to those sites thinking one site in particular has got all the good lookin ones!

Sent my shit!

Sent out my Army Pa app today. The damned thing was almost a full pound. Sure that doesn't sound like a lot but that's a pound of paper! There were probably about 40 pages to the whole application. Won't hear until July so it's just climbing, rafting here soon, and trying to get a job in EMS or the ER someone until then.

Went out and practiced placing pieces in the rocks at Moss Rock Preserve. Feel like I've got a good handle on it so... I'm gonna try and do the traditional climbing on some sport routes so i have a cushion of safety if my pieces pop out of the rock this weekend when i go out.

lol

http://www.britanick.com/videos.php
dont agree with any of this... but it was funny

# 22

That's my official number on the alternate list at UAB. At least they can tell you what number you are on the list, but conversely, I have to pay more money and apply to the UAB Grad. school to stay on that list. I won't be doing that. If I were top 15 I would but 22 is just not going to happen. I don't understand why they have that many on an alternate list anyway... you're not going to lose 20 people out of a 36 person class. Not for graduate school.

Still kinda sucks to not make the cut. I'm a little irritated about a certain subject regarding people getting in, but I won't disclose that on here. Ask me sometime kiki! :-)

So this year I reckon it's Army PA School or bust! If I don't get in... well shit... i guess i'll have to pay an ass load of money to apply to 10+ civilian schools next fall. pray for me!

Mr. Obama

I said something about him yesterday that gave me a personal chuckle. I said he was the first person to become a saint without being canonized by the catholic church, and with the high esteem everyone seems to hold him in, he may just be the second coming of christ!

:-D

News with angry rant.

News did come today.
That was neither good nor bad.
More waiting awaits.


Sorry for the incessant amount of haikus. it's a great way to summarize stuff in a very brief few statements.

I heard from UAB today. Guess what... another alternate/wait list! Boy what fun...

Sure a lot of people would say that it's not rejection but I don't think many people have sat in a "not-rejected" status for 6 months (my last year's army app which i will be an alternate for until august classes) before getting another "not-rejected" status. Not rejected is the same thing as "hey, you're not good enough, but we'll give you some hope to hang on to". Not rejected is not "accepted". That's the bottom line and i'm so frustrated and pissed off that I'm so confident that I know where I want to go and all i keep getting is "wait a little longer. we'll see if our varisty squad makes it to enrollment". Fuck!!!

Yea my life's not bad and things could be worse... there's the obligatory perspective with a rant like this. I'm gonna go knock back some bailey's on ice and get my shit together for army shenanigans this weekend.

Waiting

Not on customers.
On news whether good or bad.
Hard to keep caring.